It's summertime and it's hot.  Like, real hot.  Like, 100 degrees hot.  Every. Single. Day.  And not that nice dry heat I always here about, no, here in Chicago we have that lovely humid, can't-take-a-breathe-cause-the-air-is-so-thick type of heat.  Ugh.  It makes me tired just thinking about it. When it's freakin' hot outside you've got to