I love cheesecake. I could eat my weight in cheesecake. That's why I rarely make it, because bad things would happen. I am weak in the face of cheesecake, and I know my limitations. But, it's The Holidays. And holiday calories don't count, especially if you don't cut the dessert into slices but just take little bites off the entire thing. I read it on the Internet. Also, if I put a clothespin on my nose so I can't smell the cheesecake while I eat it, then it will help me lose weight. I'm pretty sure I read that on the Internet too. Stop babbling and give me the cheesecake!