The Philadelphia Cheesesteak. There are those that revere and defend it with such devotion that I'm a bit hesitant, and quite frankly a little concerned for my safety to say... I'm not a fan. The beef is tasteless, the bread is dry, and the cheese... is often some conglomerate of processed matter. Now in the defense of the Cheesesteak, I have never actually had one from Philly. Perhaps it's just one of those things like southern BBQ, unless it's made by a local, it just doesn't taste right.