As Wikipedia explains: "Chow mein (/ˈtʃaʊ ˈmeɪn/) are stir-fried noodles, the name being an English language corruption of the Taishanese chāu-mèing." Oh corruption, why do you taste so good? Delicious, delicious corruption, how you woo me with your noodley goodness. Corruption smerruption, whatever this is, it is a damn fine dish, and I have no problem chowing down,