You know the drill by now. You wake up, it's 3 am and you are into a full blown episode of the night sweat blues. Bolting upright in bed you immediately become irritated by the snores of your partner sleeping soundly. Everyone proclaims the answer is in excercise. Healthy eating. Yoga. Meditation. But you know better. The only thing that will lessen the hot flashes, moodiness and all over aches hides quietly in an unassuming container marked KALE in the very back of the refrigerator. Mwahaha! No one else suspects what delicious peanut butter and chocolate sweetness secretly lies within. You are prepared. You are invincible. You are middle age WOMAN! This pie is yours. Ain't gonna share. Ain't gonna care. You have all the bases covered. Time to grab your fork and hand towel to prepare for the carnage ahead. No plate required. Just you and your very own Menopause Pie! Your only regret is no yummy seconds. Next time you plan to make TWO! (Because you will have a conscience attack later it is Gluten Free.)