Omg. The Superbowl is almost here. One of the biggest days of the year is just around the corner. And you know

Fasting. So risque. So controversial. Some people think it's freaking weird, some people love it, and some peo

Holy sh*t. Did you know it's almost Christmas?! YOU DID?! And you didn't even say anything??? You're an asshol

There's something about meat that when it becomes shredded, it's tastes SO much better than it would have in c

I'm sad. Sad to my core. You know why? Because on Thursday Nov. 24th, I thanked my car, via blog post, for sti

You know how I know I'm smart? I just made waffles. And you know why waffles are so much better than pancakes?

I really liked this weekend. I did....ummmm....nothing. I slept 20+ hours, ate A LOT of food, and watched Disn

Let's chat. Laura and I are sitting on the couch right now, watching 'What Happens in Vegas' while she sings a

I have a sweating issue. No, not a problem, an ISSUE. Whenever I'm in the gym, I start sweating. I don't know

I need to speak my mind right now. Right here and now. I hate dressing rooms. And I hate trying on clothes. It

FYI, I didn't shred up steak to make this pasta. That'd be weird. I did make the noodles with zucchini and squ

So I'm trying to be a girl. It's hard freaking work. I swear, in college it was easy, I would just throw on a

This idea sounds genius doesn't it!? I'm just so damn creative, right?! Wrong. The Domster came up with this i

My feet smell. I don't care if you didn't want to know that, you should. So I recently decided to invest in ne

I try not to consume eggs regularly. They make me bloat. But that's because my body is an asshole and is incre

Have you noticed how I rarely post any meals with fish or seafood in it? Yeah, that's because that sh*t is ove

It's summer. You know what that means? We will be bombarded with lettuce commercials of people shaking up thei

Don't be frightened by this picture. I swear it actually tastes better than it looks. But I had to take this p

These little morsels of heaven are fan-freakin-tastic, but sadly, i cannot take credit for them. But Stacey fr